I'm Going to Write a Blog...You Lie!

Really, Keri? Are you? Because you know what I think. I think you're lying. And I...well I don't like liars very much. How bout THEM apples?

As the art department supervisor, Keri has plenty of experience with promotional products and even more experience with logos. She can tell you what products will give you the most, (I'll use one of Anthony's favorite phrases here) bang for your buck when it comes to logo exposure. She can tell you which promotional pens are best to imprint a relatively large amount of text on. She could ramble on about the best promotional wedding favors for a bride to be. She can even fully explain vector EPS format to you. Actually, I can too. It means that a file has been created in the program Adobe Illustrator, but I only know that from overhearing her say it some many times. So after three years of working with promotional items, you would think she has a lot to say. I mean, I started on the same day she she did and this is my 192nd blog on the Company blog alone and this blog's only been around for what, 2 years? So why is she mute?

I'm calling you out woman! I'm calling you out on the sheer number of times over the past three years that you've said, I should write a blog. You commented on that random sign in the parking lot we saw one day when we went to Moe's for lunch that said "Do Not Leave your Parking Lot Without Your Car." There was the time you got so mad at Anthony's blog about NCIS that you said you were going to write a blog and defend your favorite show. That was close because I think it was the first time in history you ever even commented on a blog. Everytime we go to Stop N Shop, and I debate buying a quiche, you always say you'll write one about me being that girl at the office with a quiche. Then today at lunch you even said you'd write a blog when I commented to Aaron that given the choice between my baby or meat, I'd probably choose meat. In my defense: I just had a hard 3 weeks being vegetarian. I spied a delicious ad for Omaha steaks today. I don't actually have a baby. I really like steak.

But I digress! And I'm not even sharing that last little gem which made you utter the words, "I'm going to write a blog!" only because it's embarassing to me, although it would probably make one heck of a funny blog. Keri, I'm going to create a blog account for you and you will at one point in your life blog. You can blog here. You can write up a guest post for Alot More Than Just Promos. You can totally defend NCIS over in the Motivators TV blog, if only because someone totally attacked it earlier on in the week, not naming names. You can talk about being eco-friendly over at the Go Green Blog. And if you have trade show tips, you can share them over at the Trade Show Blog.

Just for the love of God, quit teasing me by saying you're going to write a blog and then never writing one!