Jersey Shore Audition

Take off your shirt, spray on a tan and pump that fist. Casting call for Jersey Shore tonight at the Crazy Donkey. JWoww is Long Island native and she's proven to have enough tude and push up bras to live the Jersey Shore's reputation. And now you can join her in the infinite quest for cut off shirts, body shots, and STDs.

          
           (Long Island chumps at the Jersey Shore audition want to be on the cast of the Jersey Shore.)
I'm so tempted to visit beach bum and the foreign section of Century 21. One "Island Tan" sprits and one reduced price Italian import dress later and I'll be ready to put on an obnoxious accent and parade into the Crazy Donkey pinning for a shot vodka.

If a similar feeling comes over you, I suggest that you stop by the Crazy Donkey between 7PM and 4AM tonight. Consider some light up giveaways to attract even more attention. As you pump your fist on the dance floor and butt bump your neighbor, the casting producer for Popular Productions, Vanessa Romanelli and her team will tap you on the shoulder and invite you to the trailer for a Jersey Shore audition.
            
             (The female cast of The Jersey Shore.)
There, you'll have to shed the clothing and slip into the mobile hot tub to show the producers you've got that hot tub edge that the Jersey Shore cast requires. Bring promotional rubber ducks along and find your own character niche early in the game. There's no telling how the producers will portray you after two months of footage yielding only 9 hours worth of TV time, so you might as well pull out all the shots.

Admire the photographs of last night's casting call and make sure to let me know if you're going to be auditioning. If we go as a posse our chances of attracting attention are greater and the possibility of getting into a brawl rise. This is a good thing, Jersey Shore style.