Spacewagonville

Things have been going very well for me and my spaceship lately. Space aviation has been going smoothly and all systems have been go. However, this morning there was some sort of combustible problem. I think my spacewagon just wanted a little smoke break.

However, it was really perfectly timed as I had just parked in front of the gym as the smoke began to billow. I popped the hood, turned my attention to the sizzling round thing by some rubbery black belt and proceeded to shut the hood and walk into the gym.

I chugged from my promotional sport bottle and forgot about the car issues outside. The water kept me from overheating as my car sat outside cooling off.

Conveniently, Sales Ali pumps it up with me in the mornings and was able to transport this craftless space cadet to work. I then arranged a ride home and at no point have I considered getting my spaceship to a mechanic.

Why? Because after almost an entire year with my spaceship, I've realized its amazing stationary capabilities. I also took note of the neighborhood it's now sitting, there were no "No Parking" signs in sight.
                
Right next to my spacewagon is my gym, where I have access to hot showers and right up the block is a Dunkin Donuts for nutrients. Even more convenient? I estimate only a 10 minute on foot commute to work in the morning as apposed to my normal thirty minute ride.
                                        
My car is currently equipped with a toothbrush, deodorant, shampoo & conditioner, healthy snacks, a few changes of clothing (including pajamas) and a bag of shoes and assorted junk. Now all I need are some promotional throw blankets and a pillow.

So if you see me, make sure to congratulate me on my new place. It's located on Old Country Road in Hicksville, ride outside of Planet Fitness.